Humour has always been a great way to get through difficult times, here are a few jokes we've heard.

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A ballerina visits her local doctor, "I'm having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette, I fart", she cried. Curious to see for himself, the doctor suggests the ballerina give him a demonstration. She dutifully does what she's asked and no sooner does she start to pirouette, she drops one. "I see the problem", said the doctor. Getting to his feet, the doctor picks up a long pole with a hook at the end, "What's that for?", exclaimed the ballerina. "It's to open the window", said the doctor, "It stinks in here!".

A man goes to the doctor, "Doc, I've got the farts", said the man. "In fact I keep farting all the time, but it doesn't smell and I can't hear them. In fact I've farted at least five times since I walked into your office, what do you suppose is wrong?", he asked. The doctor thought for a couple of seconds then writes the man a prescription and hands it to him, "Great, will this stop me farting?", asked the man. "No", said the doctor, "The prescription is to sort out your sinuses, and in a week I want you to come back for a hearing test".

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